Coming Soon !
The Bathtub Cap'ns
Book of poetry!
By "The Cap'n" Warren Miner
How Far ?
By "The Cap'n"
Warren Miner
How far, How far
Does the ocean go ?
Ask a sailor
He will know !
...............
Mister....How far does the ocean go ?
It puzzles me
I'd like to know ?
..Well lad.....The ocean reaches Quite far
From Shore ta shore....
Ta shore ta shore !
Ye could sail fer days
An' sail fer nights
Beneath the sun
An' moonlit nights
Sa far Sa far
Ye can not see
The MIGHTY span a the deep blue sea
It's hard ta explain
But 'ere's a fact....
If ye wave ta the ocean..
Her "Waves" will wave back !
.....
Ye ask me how far the ocean does go ?
It goes on FOREVER !
As far as ah know ?
YO HO !
The Cap'n
Cap'n Me
By "The Cap'n"
Warren Miner
I took a little trip last night
Across a stormy sea
But even though
So hard she blowed
It don't scare Cap'n Me !
I held steadfast
And the storm did last
Forever it seemed to be....
Til MOM came in
And said ......
ALRIGHT !
....
And pulled the plug
On me !
ARRRRGGGGHHH !
Cap'n {Me}
"I was gonna clean it up MOM !"
The Ocean Princess
By "The Cap'n"
Warren Miner
Ring Ring Ring !
The ships bell Goes
Followin' where
She points her nose
Up the coast
An' back again
Deliverin' her nautical friends
Holdin' her head up
Proud an' high
Keepin' her passengers
Warm an' dry
When clouds pile up
An' storms thar be
She'll wait ta deliver
Fer calmer seas !
IT'S SAFETY FIRST !
She holds such pride
As she takes them for
An ocean ride
As evenin' comes
She's made many friends
Can't wait fer tamarra
Ta do it again !
"Sail On little Lady !"
The Cap'n
Bathtub Cap'ns
By "The Cap'n"
Warren Miner
Bathtub Cap'ns
Man yer sails !
A blow thar seems ta be
Me little brother
Dropped the soap
How STUPID
Could that be !
He seen that i was sailin' here
"Did it on purpose"
I think ?
The waves it caused
They hit so fast
I almost fell in the drink !
I think i'll take my baths alone
From NOW ON'S whut i say !
You see me problem
Don't you mom ?
Please say that it's okay ?
YO HO ?
The "Bathtub" Cap'n
"Can we buy the soap that floats next time Mom ?"
The Cap'ns Quarters
Walk Wit' me.....Sail wit' me.....Hear me poems
The Men a the Mast.....An' the days now be gone
Pirates had hearts......Ye know it be true
If ye listen ta the wind........................................
Can ye hear them.....................I DO !
Sail On !
The Cap'n